If I were in charge of the world

If I were in charge of the world
I'd cancel school,
dumb TV shows,
internet fees, and also
slowly running internets.

If I were in charge of the world
there'd be free ice cream,
real Pokémon, and
dragons.

If I were in charge of the world
you wouldn't have school.
You wouldn't have the ACT.
You wouldn't have idiots.
Or "go play with your brother."
You wouldn't even have annoying brothers.

If I were in charge of the world
a desert would be a vegetable.
All dogs would be big and fluffy.
And a person who sometimes forgot to shower,
and sometimes forgot to wake up
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.